You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me.

That was the thought that ran through my head several months ago when I heard about the Flat Earth Movement. These "Flat Earthers", as they call themselves, truly believe the world is a flat, spherical disc with a dome, and that NASA and the UN have ships and personnel stationed at the edges to divert … Continue reading You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me.

Pretty Soon I Don’t Know What But Something Is Going To Happen

Maybe humanity will actually bend at the waist, Stoop down to the yellow bud and sniff deeply When the asteroid is barreling down through the atmosphere, A red orange yellow fireball the size of Texas, The metaphorical grim reaper grabbing His very real dick, all giant and veiny, Ready to fuck the world just as we do … Continue reading Pretty Soon I Don’t Know What But Something Is Going To Happen

I Stand My Ground

I'm walking through the park, navigating past all the flag balloons and bunches of people flashing white teeth and sunlight off their sunglasses. We all are holding something in our hands.  One glance at my hat and the sour disapproval look of liberal haughty Seattleite comtemptuousness is blasted from them like the cold arctic wind … Continue reading I Stand My Ground