The Boat. has just reached 100 posts! I’d say that’s an achievement in itself! 

I wanna take this time out of my day to say thank you to all the shitty people and things in my life that have made this possible. Without your arrogance, infallible hubris, and overall selfishness this would never have been possible. 

And now I want to thank a special person, me. It’s because of my genius, my humor, my sharp wit that all this came to fruition. I am truly, truly, a blessing to humanity. 

Now that I’ve taken my own penis out of my mouth (and put all the deprication alongside it), I do want to say it’s been a long and short 6 months, or 100 posts. 

Here’s to the next 100! 




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